LAUGH...
I nearly passed me sweets round
!
by Joe King
On
The Ball
If you've ever
worked for a boss who reacts before getting the facts and thinking things
through, you will love this.
Arcelor Mittal
Steel, feeling it was time for a shakeup, hired a new CEO. The new boss was
determined to rid the company of all slackers.
On a tour of the
facilities, the CEO noticed a guy leaning against a wall. The room was full of
workers and he wanted to let them know that he meant business.
He asked the guy,
"How much money do you make a week?"
A little surprised,
the young man looked at him and said, "I make £400 a week. Why?"
The CEO said,
"Wait right here." He walked back to his office, came back in two minutes,
and handed the guy £1,600 in cash and said, "Here's four weeks' pay. Now
GET OUT and don't come back."
Feeling pretty good
about himself the CEO looked around the room and asked, "Does anyone want
to tell me what that goof-ball did here?"
From across the
room a voice said, "Pizza delivery guy from Domino's."
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