Sunday 22 December 2013

ALEX TOTH-JONES

ALEX TOTH - JONES
Hi . I'm Alex Toth-Jones and I race karts!
My passion is racing, I love everything about it!

I've been racing karts since I was 12.
I currently race in the Senior Max Rotax class.
My main club is Trent Valley Kart club at PFi in Grantham
but I also race at 3 sisters in Wigan as well.
I currently run with a race team called Griffin Racing based in Warrington.
In my first year at PFi I came 12th in the championship as a novice driver and took a few novice trophies over the year.
In 2011 I finished 9th and took 2nd Rookie in the Junior Max championship. 
I was heading for 6th place overall in the championship but towards the end of the season I had some pretty disastrous race meetings most of which were out of my control!
I’ve since moved up a class to Senior Max and I'm halfway through my first year and so far it's going well I stand 10th in the championship and looking forward to some more trophy's in 2013! 
My next race is the big race of the year Kartmasters the British Kart Grand Prix held at PFi in Grantham 1st August – 4th August. It’s massive and all the top drivers around the world attend with the main races being televised on either Sky Sports or Motors TV.
You’ve got to be light and extremely fit to be a karter as the lighter you are the faster you go and racing a kart like formula 1 needs a lot of strength and stamina not to mention concentration. We get up to speeds of 75mph on a small track with up to 40 karts on track at once.
My dream is to move onto professional car racing such as touring cars or even F1.
Karting is a very expensive hobby and so I rely on sponsors to help me fund my racing. I’m always looking for more sponsors and offer great advertising packages.
I’m also racing at Pole Position in Leeds at the end of November for the 24hr Ginetta karting challenge for Children in need with the Adaptive Control race team raising as much money for charity as well as trying to win the race of course!

I write a regular race blog which is published on my web site www.alextothjonesracing.co.uk if you want to hear more about my progress and you can follow me on twitter @AlexTJRacing

Sunday 15 December 2013

ROAD RACING LINKS

http://roadracingnews.co.uk/
http://derekclegg.net/blog/?tag=dean-harrison
http://paddockinsiderroads2013.wordpress.com/
http://myblog54321extra.wordpress.com/
http://www.iomtt.com/
http://www.auto66.com/index.html
http://www.crash.net/
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lDxvMX14MNk
http://www.bradfordtrials.org/index.html
http://www.ianbellmotorcycles.com/

DEAN HARRISON

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BIKE SPORT NEWS

DEAN HARRISON STOPS THE MACAU GRAND PRIX

As I mentioned in last month’s report Dean was winging his way to Macau for the famous Grand Prix. The former Dutch colony hosts an annual road race around a very tight twisty street circuit. It is the only race meeting in the world which combines both bikes and cars. Dean did a superb job in qualifying, The first time he has been to the circuit  having missed one session he managed to qualify 15th for the race. Probably the most remarkable aspect of his ride began with an incident on the first lap between Horst Saiger, David Johnson and Marc Fissette at Lisboa. The resulting melee forced Dean down the escape road to avoid a more personal acquaintance with the three unfortunate riders. Dean quickly turned the bike round and re-joined at the back of the pack. Putting in some blistering laps he managed to claw his way back up the leader board. After fighting his way through to twelfth pace and on lap twelve the bike high sided Dean. The crash brought out the red flag due to the position of the stricken machine. Dean walked away from the crash with a bruised ego and a sore elbow. The resulting crash gave Dean 12th place overall. A fine ride from Bingley’s Ian Hutchinson saw him win the race in 26m 56 ahead of Michael Rutter by two seconds. It was a remarkable comeback from Ian after nearly losing a leg because of injuries sustained in the British Superbike championship.
Dean has signed for Mistral Racing who are one of the first teams to announce their return to the Classic TT with Jamie Coward. The duo will line up on a pair of Kawasaki ZXR750s for the four-lap Motorsport Merchandise Formula 1 Classic TT and are sure to go into the event as contenders for the race win. Speaking about the deal, Dean said: “I really wanted to have a good go at the Formula 1 Race at the Classic TT on a competitive bike and I am really pleased to have had this offer from Mistral Racing which fits the bill perfectly. The guys did a great job with the bikes last year, and they are planning a lot of improvements for 2014, so we will be going to the event looking to win.”

SEASON NOT ENDED DEAN HARRISON GOES TO MACAU

Last month’s headline was about the end of the road racing season for Dean and the MSS Performance Kawasaki. A week after going to publication I met Dean while I was out on a walk around the village. He was having a rare day off from the work of motorcycle racer. He told me that it was his last Saturday off for at least 2 months as he had several races in the pipeline The first was The Stars of Darley at Darley Moor circuit which is a precursor to the last British Superbike race of the season at Brands Hatch which Dean had a wildcard entry. After Brands Hatch it was testing at Donnington Park on a new 750 Kawasaki. One of the great road racing circuits in the world is the one around the city of Macau. It has been host to legends of both car racing and bike racing. The Macau Grand Prix is the only street circuit that hosts both car racing and bikes on the same track. Called the Monaco of the east it is a former Portuguese colony which is now a Special Administrative Regions of the People's Republic of China enjoying a great deal of autonomy from the Chinese mainland in a similar fashion to Hong Kong. Famous past winners of the race include Kevin Schwantz, Carl Fogarty, Ron Haslam and Michael Rutter. Dean will be flying out in Late October for his debut in the race.
News just in, care of the Mar-train website:- HARRISON JOINS MAR-TRAIN RACING FOR 2014 INTERNATIONAL ROAD RACING CAMPAIGN
2013 British Supersport champions Mar-Train Racing are pleased to announce their first signing for the 2014 season in up-and-coming International Road Racing talent Dean Harrison.
Team owner Tim Martin has long been a supporter of the three ‘Big International Road Races’ and 24-year-old Harrison will ride the team’s R6 Yamaha at all three: North West 200, Isle of Man TT and Ulster Grand Prix.
Harrison recorded a tremendous victory at this year’s Southern 100 aboard an R6 Yamaha in one of the Supersport races, and his seventh place at the TT in the second middleweight encounter sets him up well for a shot at a debut TT Supersport podium with Mar-Train in 2014. Harrison was at Brands Hatch on Sunday to secure his deal and also watch Mar-Train Racing lift this year’s British Supersport title with Stuart Easton. The affable Lincolnshire man said of his new deal: “Yeah it’s unreal to have tied up a contract with Tim and Sonya and the Mar-Train team for 2014.”
Harrison added: “We had a good year on a 600 Yamaha this season, but hopefully we can do a better job on what is definitely a stronger package with the Mar-Train bike. I’ve always wanted to stick with the same bikes that I was on, so the Mar-Train deal is perfect for me as they have so much more data and experience. Yeah hopefully we can have a good season.”
Harrison will also take in the Southern 100 and Scarborough meetings with Mar-Train with some additional ad-hoc appearances to be discussed, and as soon as next week, the Northern Ireland team will be announcing his team-mate for 2014.
Team owner Tim Martin said of his acquisition: “The plan for 2014 was to spread our wings a little and get involved in the International Road Racing scene. We have dabbled before but with Dean on-board and another rider secured – who we will be announcing next week – I believe we can challenge at the sharp end next season on the roads with two very exciting and talented riders. It’s all about exposure and return for our sponsors, both old and new, and the road races that we have chosen will play an important supporting role to our 2014 British Supersport campaign as defending champions.”  http://www.martrain-racing.co.uk/
COCK OF THE NORTH
The Harrison clan have been off hunting new silverware for their ever expanding cabinet. First off to the Southern 100 road races in the Isle of Man. They are held in the southern part of the island near Castletown on the 4.25 mile Billown circuit which like the TT course winds its way through the Manx countryside. This year the riders enjoyed almost perfect weather conditions over the four days of practice and racing. Dean faced a strong line up in the solo races with Michael Dunlop and Guy Martin his chief rivals. Conrad also faced stiff competition from Tim reeves and Dan Sayle and the Birchall brothers Ben and Tom. Adrian was also taking part on his ER650 Kawsaki in the 650 twin category.  The first race of the week saw Dean finish second behind Michael Dunlop on the 1000cc machines. In the senior race a well-deserved third place and breaking the lap record of 113.461 mph. In the first  650 one second divided the two top runners with Dean losing out to Jamie Hamilton in a nail biting finish. Adrian was also taking part and finished a creditable thirteenth on his debut at the circuit. The 600 Supersport race,  Dean pipped Guy Martin to the flag by .57 of a second on his Ian Bell R6 Yamaha setting a new race record of 108.124 mph with Dunlop and Hamilton a distant third and fourth. The second 650 race dean again won by the narrowest of margins beating Ivan Lintin again by just half a second. Adrian was by now finding his way around the circuit and finished a cracking eighth place to earn himself the title of best newcomer. The main event of the week is the Manx Gas Solo Championship Race, Guy Martin taking the honours from the in form Michael Dunlop by less than a second with Dean a following on to take third behind the factory riders. Conrad had a good week finishing fourth in the first race and fifth in the second. The meeting was tinged with the sad loss of Mark Madsen-Mygdal and David Jukes who both died participating in this event.
The weekend of 20th and 21st of July was the venue of the annual Cock of The North road races at the Olivers Mount  in Scarborough. Organised by the  Auto 66 club. To give a clue to the nature of the Olivers Mount circuit imagine going through the top end of Westfield Lane at one hundred and ten miles per hour. The temperature had cooled on race day from the searing heat of the previous week but the sun came out for Dean in the first race beating Jamie Hamilton in the 1000cc and 600cc all comer’s class after the race was red flagged after four laps. In the F2 Sidecar race Conrad and Lee Patterson who are usually quick at Olivers Mount were beaten into second place by Ian and Carl Bell by a margin of 10 seconds. The second leg of the Supersport saw a race long duel between Dean, Jamie Hamilton and Ivan Lintin A dominant performance from Dean as he won by eight seconds. In the second leg of the 650 class Dean was pipped to the post by Ivan Lintin by 1.9 seconds.  Adrian finishing ninth in both races had a good afternoon’s work. Conrad and Lee Patterson finished the meeting with thee second places behind Ian and Carl Bell. The feature “Cock of the North” race was dominated by Dean beating Jamie Hamilton by a massive eight seconds. All in all a fantastic weekend for the Harrison family.
Next up is the Ulster Grand Prix at Dundrod County Antrim on the 17th of August. Dean is being considered as a dark horse in this race as he takes on the factory riders Michael Dunlop, Guy Martin, William Dunlop, Connor Cumming, and Cam Donald on the ferociously fast Dundrod circuit at which he was the fastest ever newcomer last season on a slower bike.

Meet the Harrisons 2 (The Haul of Silver)
Last month we were on the cusp of publication as the famous Isle of Man TT races had reached Monday  and Tuesday. So a full report of the event could not be completed until this month. The Isle of Man the jewel of the Irish sea, prized by Vikings as central raiding location, the world’s oldest parliament and home to the mystical fairies of this beautiful emerald Isle. In modern times it is a battleground, a test of man and machine unrivalled in the world of motorcycle racing. The thirty seven mile mountain circuit is the toughest in the world where a man can go from hero to zero in a splt second. Evocative names of the corners and landmarks are known worldwide. Bray hill, Union mills, cron y voddy, Kirk Michael, Ballough bridge, Sulby straight ,ramsey Hairpin, The Goosneck, The Veranda, Windy Corner, Kate’s cottage, Creg ny Baa, Hillbury, Governors Bridge and The Glencrutchery Road.  Riders from all over the world converge on the island for two weeks in the spring to take the ultimate test. Some are there to win, some, to do better than last year and some are there just because it is there and has to be ridden to satisfy their need for danger, speed and to proudly announce “I’ve done the TT”. The good ones will be rewarded with a Replica. some will go home with only the chest puffed out with pride and only fifty weeks before they do it all again. Conrad kicked the week of with a magnificent second in the F2 sidecar event with partner Mike Aylott beating the pairing of Dave Molyneux/Patrick Farrance by the closest of margins. Dean went into the Superbike race on his MSS Kawasaki finishing a very respectable eleventh and completing his fastest personal lap of the mountain circuit. On the Monday as we went to press Dean had fantastic eighth place on his Ian Bell Yamaha R6 and mixing it with the misters in the Superstock race finishing a superb fourth place.
In the second sidecar race Conrad and Mike had a cracking first lap finishing in fourth place. The retirement of Tim Reeves and Dan Sayle on the second lap moved Conrad up to second but beyond the reach of The Birchall boys Tom and Ben and the Manx pair Dave Molyneux/Patrick Farrance. The result was a second podium for Conrad and Mike with a solid third place.
The Monster Energy Supersport 2 race featured Dean on his Ian Bell R6 Yamaha. On the first lap he quickly moved up to sixth position ahead of the likes of Cam Donald and Gary Johnson on the beautifully sounding MV Augusta. Dropping back to eighth on the second lap during the pit stops and finally finishing a spectacular seventh with an average speed fot the race of 123.086 mph.
Friday saw the last day of racing with the Bikesocial.co.uk Lightweight and the Pokerstars Senior race. Both Dean and Aidrian were taking part in the Lightweight race for 650 twin cylinder machines, usually based on either the ER6 Kawsasaki or the Suzuki SV 650. Dean was on his Stuart Smith Racing ER6 Kawasaki and Adrian on his PRS Racing Kawasaki. In the race dean got off to a flying start and by the end of the first lap was in a commanding second place. Dropping to third on lap two due to the pit stops. By the third and final lap the times had adjusted and Dean finished a brilliant second place. His first, Isle of Man TT podium. His average speed for the race was 116.565 mph. Adrian competing in his first TT fought his way to eighteenth place in the first two laps only to drop back to finish nineteenth out of thirty seven finishers. An outstanding start, to his TT career, for which he won a bronze replica.
The Pokerstars Senior race was postponed due to an incident at the bottom of Bray Hill where several spectators had been injured. Dean got off to a good start moving up to tenth place at the end of the first lap with at an incredible average lap speed of 128.488 mph, by lap three he had moved up to ninth place and by the final lap he finished in a very respectable eighth place at an average speed of 124.565 mph.
In the Joey Dunlop TT Championship trophy Dean finished in sixth place with forty three points ahead of Cam Donald, Guy Martin and Michael Rutter. Conrad finished joint second in the Sidecar championship with Dave Molyneux both on 36 points.
The total haul of silver replicas this is the trophy which is as the name suggests a replica of The Mercury (Messenger of the Gods)Trophy  for the senior TT for the Harrison clan over the race week came to my reckoning eight. I think they may have outgrown a trophy cabinet and now need a room. Over the two weeks I’ve watched the Harrisons on ITV, listened when possible on Manx Radio and followed lap by lap on the IOM TT website. I’ve had a report from engineer Roy Clark who was there in person. Conrad had a very good TT and is now classed as one of the top men at the event and always in contention. Dean by both my own observations on the TV and Roy’s at the circuit is a super smooth rider who never looked out of shape and rode well within his limits on this demanding course. A fantastic result overall and I tip my hat to him. He’s not quite King of the Mountain yet but certainly a prince.

Meet the Harrison’s
Over the last few months we have been reporting on the exploits of young Dean Harrison. In the May edition we reported he was off to Ireland to take part in the North West 200 road race. Big things were expected of Dean at these prestigious races. He managed to finish in the opening Supersport race on his Ian Bell R6 Yamaha. Unfortunately bad weather forced the cancellation of the rest of the meeting. The big race of the year is the Isle of Man TT races which are being run as we go to press. The Harrison family are doing something unique for the TT races. Dean’s dad, Conrad is competing with Mike Aylott in the Formula 2 Side car and Dean’s brother Adrian is taking part in the Lightweight TT on an ER6 Kawsasaki.  Dean is competing in the Superbike race on the MSS Kawasaki Superstock on a ZX10 Kawasaki Supersport on his Ian Bell R6. This is the first time a father and his two sons have competed in these races. ITV 4 are covering the practice week and race week and have done a feature on the family. Even Sam is getting in on the act by accompanying her husband on the chair for a parade lap. The only one not mentioned was Conrad’s dad Mick who competed in the TT during the 70’s on a BSA outfit and is currently helping Dean with his preparation. The bad weather seem to have followed the road race circus from the North West, Practice week has been a wash out  and many of the competitors have been lacking track time. Which is critical at this meeting. The first fully dry practice was the Friday night. In light of this the organisers dedicated the Saturday for the Sidecar event and moved the Superbike race to Mad Sunday.
The Harrison’s got off to a cracking start in the Sure sidecar TT. The men to beat were pairings of Dave Molyneux/Patrick Farrance, Tim Reeves and Dan Sayle and the Birchall brothers Ben and Tom. Ben and Tom Birchall made the early running taking the lead on the opening lap of 1.5 seconds ahead of Reeves and Sayle, who managed to overtake Molyneux/ Farrance on the road. Ben and Tom started to get a bit impatient and ended up clipping a kerb at Kate’s Cottage, causing a puncture they retired at Creg ny Baa. All the while Conrad had his head down and was catching Dave Molyneux/Patrick Farrance. Moleneux finished on the road just behind Reeves and Sayle. Conrad and Aylott were making good time over the mountain and it was all set for a Grandstand finish. The pair hurtled down the Glencrutchery Road to beat Molyneux/ Farrance for a podium second place by the smallest of margins, .5 of a second.
The Superbike race was Dean’s first race of the week. Starting at number 14 he quickly moved up two places by the end of the first lap, by the end of lap two Dean had moved up into eleventh place. Joshua Brooks on the Tyco Suzuki overhauled Dean who had moved up to tenth on the sixth lap relegating the Idle man back to eleventh place. Although eleventh only equalled his position last year he did his fastest ever lap of the 37 mile TT course. At an average speed of  126.314mph.
Monday the third of June saw Dean take part in two races the Supersport Race 1 on his Ian Bell R6 Yamaha and the Superstock on the ZX10 Kawasaki. Dean had a fantastic day finishing a very respectable eighth place at an average speed of 122.716 mph. In the Superstock race Dean was mixing it with the big names in road racing. He finished fourth behind John McGuinness with an average speed of 126.221mph. Lap by lap details are unavailable at the time of going to press. Full details to follow next month. 

Local man Dean Harrison riding for Team RC Express Racing kicked off his Road Race campaign on the 20th of April at the Ian Watson Spring National Road Races meeting at Oliver’s Mount Scarborough the opening round of twenty-five this year. Dean's four second places, a fourth and a fastest lap gave him 149 points, rewarding him with number one position in the Rankings table. On the 27th of April Dean travelled to Northern Ireland to compete in the prestigious Cookstown 100 where he was entered in the super stock 600 and the superbike races. Finishing in the top six on the superbikes and a podium place in the Superstock 600 race behind Guy Martin and Michael Dunlop.  Next up will be the North West 200 between the 12th and 18th of May. The course is a street circuit, made up of public roads running between the towns of Portstewart, Coleraine and Portrush (the Triangle) is one of the fastest in the world, with speeds in excess of 200 mph.  You can catch Dean on the Team RC Express Racing facebook page. He is wanting  1000 LIKES by the time they reach Portrush for the North West 

At the end of the month Dean will be off to the famous Isle of Man TT races.

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Saturday 14 December 2013

PUBS

WHITE BEAR
Small pub at the top of the high street with a great atmosphere. Guest beers, drinkable wine and quizzes on a Thursday and Sunday at about 09.30pm. Hosts Michael and Sahra
http://whatpub.com/pubs/BRA/387/great-northern-thackley
http://whatpub.com/pubs/BRA/080/commercial-inn-thackley
http://whatpub.com/pubs/BRA/108/george-hotel-idle
http://whatpub.com/pubs/BRA/309/white-bear-inn-idle
http://whatpub.com/pubs/BRA/386/wrose-bull-shipley
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http://whatpub.com/pubs/BRA/285/royal-oak-eccleshill
http://whatpub.com/pubs/BRA/092/dog-gun-apperley-bridge
http://whatpub.com/pubs/BRA/300/alexander-idle
https://www.facebook.com/groups/355926302154/
http://www.markettowntaverns.co.uk/symposium.asp?Tavern=Symposium&Section=Main
http://www.idleworkingmensclub.co.uk/
http://whatpub.com/pubs/BRA/303/coniston-idle
http://whatpub.com/pubs/BRA/435/idle-cricket-club-idle
http://www.bradfordcl.com/windhillcc.html
http://www.hitchingpostbradfordpub.co.uk/
http://www.gctaverns.co.uk/
http://www.thehighfield.com/
http://whatpub.com/pubs/BRA/299/albion-inn-greengates
https://www.facebook.com/pages/Windhill-cricket-club/144020918991924?id=144020918991924&sk=info
http://www.oddfellows-bradford.com/history.html
http://whatpub.com/pubs/BRA/431/fox-shipley
http://whatpub.com/pubs/BRA/111/green-man-bradford
http://whatpub.com/pubs/BRA/277/manor-house-eccleshill
http://whatpub.com/pubs/BRA/278/milners-arms-inn-eccleshill
http://whatpub.com/pubs/BRA/221/swing-gate-inn-bradford
http://whatpub.com/pubs/BRA/163/new-inn-eccleshill
http://whatpub.com/pubs/LEE/59/queens-apperley-bridge
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http://whatpub.com/pubs/BRA/289/victoria-hotel-eccleshill
http://whatpub.com/pubs/BRA/294/hogs-head-greengates

JOE'JOTTINGS

JOE'S JOTTINGS DECEMBER 2013

The great storm predicted at the beginning of last month came and went. The Met office got the prediction absolutely spot on. 90mph winds passing over the southern part of the country overnight and early morning. They managed to get everyone prepared for the worse. Sadly a few people were killed and injured by falling trees and debris but on the whole, everything went to plan. Some folk were moaning about the railways preparation but then again would you like to be sat on an express train thundering toward a fallen tree or would you like to think that the engineers at Network Rail had taken the time to check the line before opening it up to traffic. I often give the Met Office some stick over there predictions but credit where it’s due. They called this one before you could see any activity on the satellite images. They gave a range of area it was likely to pass narrowing that down as it approached. From the initial forecast it shifted some hundred and fifty miles south. Which was good as it totally missed God’s county and caused no trouble whatsoever.
My oldest apple tree in the garden, which, has been threatening to shuffle off this mortal coil for some years now has produced a bumper crop of apples. They are classed as eaters but as we all know if they are picked too early they are guaranteed to give gut rot. I tend to leave them on the tree as long as possible as this allows the apples to ripen to their fullest flavour. A good trick to know when they are just right is to give them a gentle twist and a pull. If they are ripe the apple will come away from the tree easily. If it clings on and refuses to part company, it is best left a bit longer. What The Kitchen Skirt and I really liked about the apples from this tree was their flavour which took us back to our childhood days and you could get some pop called Barrs Ciderapple. I think they called it this as sometimes these things are shuffled in the memory bank. Anyhow I will call it Ciderapple. The flavour of this drink which had an alcohol content similar to bottled shandy (1/2 a percent) this gave a hint of cider, rather than just apple juice. We used to think we were proper grown up drinking this stuff until we sampled the real cider a few years later. With such a large crop not all the apples could be eaten so The Skirt set about making some of her famous apple crumble. In my mind there are not many foodstuffs which I would describe as divine but The Skirt’s apple crumble is one of those foods. Apart from the apple she adds orange and lemon to the mix to bring out a truly remarkable dish. In a bit of a rush because she was due to be out with her drinking cronies she forgot some of the sugar in the mix. In a flash of inspiration she added the remaining sugar to the crumble topping and popped it in the oven. The result was spectacular as all the sugar caramelised and gave the topping extra crunchiness. It was served with clotted cream ice cream. There is no finer food.
December is not a brilliant month for working outdoors but on good days there is still work to be done. Pruning trees and fruit plants is best done over the winter while the plant is dormant. Having no leaves allows you to see how the plant looks and where to cut. It is well worth learning how to prune trees to give the best appearance during spring summer and autumn.
As Christmas is approaching some of the cuttings can be used for decorations. Just add a bit of false snow and away you go. Holly is showing berries if you are lucky enough to have some in the garden this always looks good above the fireplace. Christmas is a good time of year to sit back and reflect on the previous year and start to plan what you are going to do for the following spring and summer have a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year. I will be back in January with the usual start to the New Year, in the meantime there’s work to be done Top 10 jobs for this month are:  1. Check your winter protection structures are still securely in place 2. Check that greenhouse heaters are working OK 3. Prevent ponds and stand pipes from freezing 4. Prune open-grown apples and pears (but not those trained against walls) 5. Prune acers, birches and vines before Christmas to avoid bleeding 6. Harvest leeks, parsnips, winter cabbage, sprouts and remaining root crops 7. Deciduous trees and shrubs can still be planted and transplanted 8. Take hardwood cuttings 9. Keep mice away from stored produce 10. Reduce watering of houseplants

JOE'S JOTTINGS JANUARY 2013

The weather through December has been as one would expect, cold, wet, milky sunshine, frosty mornings and the occasional snow flurry. What we did get that is a bit out of the ordinary was “bottle ice” or black ice. The stuff that is caused by freezing rain. The rain falling from the sky is liquid water at zero or one degree and as soon as it touches a frozen surface it turns to ice. The ice quickly builds up and puts a glaze over everything. At a quick glance it looks like the surface is just wet. The reality is one of the most dangerous ice event there is. In very cold areas such as Russia and Canada this type of ice has been known to bring down large electricity pylons by adding so much extra weight to the structure. The term black ice is not because it is black but, when if forms on roads it is indistinguishable from a wet road until you hit and go straight to scene of the accident. This type of ice costs all of us a boat load of money as the hospitals (NHS which is you) have to treat the wounded. Time is taken off sick and the misery if you happen to be one of those unfortunate enough to slip on it. Having said all that it does have some lighter stories of near misses and hearing them conjures up delightful and often funny pictures in the mind. A mate of mine Mick from Allerton went outside to scrape the ice off his windscreen. His road has a very gentle slope so he didn't anticipate any problems. That is until he started scraping the windscreen. At this point Newton’s third law kicked in and Mick went sailing gracefully down his street unable to stop until he managed to grab a door mirror on a nearby Astra. He returned to the car on all fours, turned on the engine and waited for the screen to thaw. Another funny tale I overheard in a pub The George I think. Every morning this fella lets his dog out into the garden. Every morning his dog is stood there wagging its tail and eager to be out chasing the neighbour’s cat. This morning was no exception, the dog bounded out of the door over three steps and onto the path which leads to the garden gate about fifteen yards away as the dog landed it skidded once to the left and then to the right finally ending up on it’s belly hurtling toward the garden gate at a great rate of knots. The gate arrested the dog who looked back at his owner with a look on his face which said “what the hell happened there”. The dog managed to get to it’s feet and staggered like a drunkard back to the house with it’s tail between it’s legs. So always check before you step out on a cold morning it may not be rain you are looking at. One guy recons he gets about in this type of weather by putting some socks over his shoes. Worth a try I suppose.
I must admit that this autumn has been hectic and I have not had much time in the garden The kitchen Skirt has been moaning at me to tidy it up. Its just the small thing that usually don’t get done, brushing the algae off the paths, picking up dead vegetation from summer bulbs and trimming the hedge. On one particular day we had a hoar frost, the frost which coats everything in fluffy white frost and in extreme cases it looks like snow. The garden looked superb with the hard landscaping stood out against the white frost. The dead vegetation took on a new life as the frost only left the form of the plant to be observed and not the usual sad grey – brown autumnal colour. I was dragged out of bed this Sunday morning and frog marched out to the garden. A brush was thrust into my hands and I was told in no uncertain terms that if this isn’t tidy by lunch time you can forget any thought of bacon butties and coffee or a pint at the local when the sun goes down. Like I said it just needed getting stuck into. Twelve thirty The skirt presented me with a well deserved butty. The garden is looking a dam sight better for just a few hours work. I am now going to put my feet up for an hour or two while she is out at her mate’s house.    

Top ten jobs for this month.      1. Recycle your Christmas tree by shredding it for mulch 2. Ventilate the greenhouse on sunny days 3. Dig over any vacant plots that have not been dug already 4. Repair and re-shape lawn edges 5. Inspect stored tubers of Dahlia, Begonia and Canna for rots or drying out 6. Prune apple and pear trees 7. Start forcing rhubarb 8. Plan your vegetable crop rotations for the coming season 9. Keep putting out food and water for hungry birds 10. Prepare a polythene shelter for outdoor peaches and nectarines, to protect them from peach leaf curl    

JOE'JOTTINGS DECEMBER 2012

Here was my thinking we are having a fairly mild and uneventful November when all hell broke loose on the weather front again. Floods over large parts of England and Wales, due to some very persistent rain over several days. Falling on already saturated ground. I thought we had our fair share of rain over the last twelve months. In early spring the powers that be in the water companies were predicting drought because the underground aquifers were nearly empty. Only autumn storms could save the situation. As all the rain in spring and summer was used up by the plants or evaporated. Mother nature as usual provided a few surprises, which was the wettest year for more than one hundred years. Drought what drought.
As you have probably heard many Ash trees in this country have contracted the Ash Die-back disease. This threatens the very existence of Ash trees in this country. I was invited to a seminar on the problems associated with the disease at a hotel in London. Now its been quite a while since I ventured near the capital, so I thought it might be a good idea to take The Kitchen Skirt with me and we could have a mini break. The seminar only lasted a morning so we would have the rest of the day to ourselves. Have you ever noticed how every man and his dog can get cheap hotels, flights, theatre tickets and rail journeys from tinternet but as soon as I try they don’t seem very cheap. I think quite a few people tell fibs to make themselves sound a bit canny. Anyway to cut a long story short we ended up at Idle travel. (I know I keep mentioning them but they are good) They set us up for two nights in a hotel B and B and train tickets for under three hundred quid. On the morning of departure The Skirt produced this massive suitcase which would have been good for a month. Off we went down to Shipley station to catch the train, dragging the steamer trunk along the platform. I must say that if you are travelling between city centres the train is a brilliant way to travel. Fast, quiet and comfortable. It also allows The Skirt to indulge in some of her favourite intoxicant whilst speeding through the autumnal countryside. I had forgotten how busy certain parts of London can be. Kings Cross was chaos. Get an oyster card I was told. Wrong! What we needed was a day or three day transport pass which allows unlimited mileage on the underground, buses(best way to see London if you can work it out) and a reduction on the water buses. The underground to Leicester Square got me into panic mode as I could not move for two stops. The Skirt was drifting away down the carriage being carried along on a wave of seething bodies. Luckily Leicester Square seemed to be everyone else’s stop and we burst out onto the platform gasping for air. The Skirt demanded we see a show that night hence the rush to the booking offices in the said square. We wanted to see Warhorse but it was full for a month, so we decided on the London Palladium to see a local girl Sarah Earnshaw starring as the ghost of Christmas past alongside Tommy Steele in Scrooge. Good show but a little bit cheesy. Tommy Steele is fantastic for his age. On the Sunday night we went to see the new James bond film Skyfall. It’s a cracking film with a lot of the action shot in and around London which gave it immediacy as we had been in several locations that day. On the Monday I went to the seminar in the morning and met the Skirt in Covent Garden. One of the guys at the seminar recommended a look around Freemason Hall which is just around the corner from Covent Garden. What a fantastic building, probably one of the finest art deco buildings in London and the tours are free. Most people know the building as the headquarters in BBC’s Spooks. Later in the afternoon I had made an appointment to see someone in the Houses of Parliament which meant going through security in Portcullis House. For a change I went straight through. The Skirt however was hauled off to one side by a huge copper gripping a Heckler and Koch machine pistol. “Have you anything sharp in your bag madam” shouted a sergeant from the x-ray machine. It’s not often that you see the Skirt terrified but this was one of those occasions. “No, No I haven’t” she said meekly. “Well what is this” he boomed. I’m thinking what the hell is going on here. I stepped towards The Skirt but the sight of a gun barrel pointing at me persuaded me to back off. The sergeant produced a small black plastic bag from The Skirts handbag and gingerly tipped the contents onto the table next to him. “Oooh” shrieked The Skirt. “It’s a butter knife I bought in Covent Garden. I forgot it was in my bag. I’m so sorry!” Much fluttering of eyelashes and smiles melted the coppers, who in the end saw the funny side of it. The knife was held in custody until we returned to collect it on our departure. Getting back to the important business of the Ash tree problem and the reason for visiting the capital in the first place. Ash dieback is a fungus disease which is spread by spores. It was first discovered in imported trees from the continent. But it has been found in the wider population suggesting it has also arrived through natural means. On the backs of migratory birds, lorries, wind borne and on peoples shoes. It is important to identify the disease when you find it. This is what you look for: Blackened, dead leaves – may look a bit like frost damage. Dark lesions – often long, thin and diamond-shaped – appear on the trunk around the base of dead shoots. The tips of shoots become black and shrivelled. The veins of leaves, normally pale in colour, turn brown. In mature trees, dieback of twigs and branches in the crown, often with bushy growth further down the branches where new shoots have been produced. The problem with winter and autumn is they naturally lose their leaves and it can be other problems and diseases. If you suspect that your Ash tree has this problem you must wash your boots, bike or car tyres. Don’t disturb or remove any twigs, fallen leaves or other plant material. Report it immediately to Chalara helpline: 08459 33 55 77 (open 8am – 6pm every day)

Top ten jobs for this month are: 1. Check your winter protection structures are still securely in place. 2 Check that greenhouse heaters are working OK. 3 Prevent ponds and stand pipes from freezing. 4 Prune open-grown apples and pears (but not those trained against walls). 5 Prune acers, birches and vines before Christmas to avoid bleeding. 6 Harvest leeks, parsnips, winter cabbage, sprouts and remaining root crops. 7 Deciduous trees and shrubs can still be planted and transplanted. 8 Take hardwood cuttings. 9 Keep mice away from stored produce. 10 Reduce watering of houseplants